The wife has been wanting to take dance lessons, ok mentioning it from time to time.
So when her last birthday rolled around I signed us up.
Big mistake. Now we have to go take dance lessons once a week,
and twice this week. Learning to Waltz, salsa, mamba, cha-cha, swing,
oh Lord hep me

If the doctor bills would be so high I could trip and hurt myself,

Never mention dancing around your wives fellows,
it can lead to a tortured life.