Topic: The way ads should be written...

[nickjtc]

......if truth were to be part of the campaign.

[DammitDan]

Women and southerners, eh?

If you can find me a true southerner that drinks fizzy piss drinks, I'll give you a bottle of moonshine.  Ok, I won't give you a bottle of moonshine, but I'll give you the opportunity to tour the Jack Daniels plant.

[nickjtc]

Women and southerners, eh?
If you can find me a true southerner that drinks fizzy piss drinks, I'll give you a bottle of moonshine.  Ok, I won't give you a bottle of moonshine, but I'll give you the opportunity to tour the Jack Daniels plant.

Maybe I should have clarified....these came from England, where it's the southerners who are considered the pooftas and the northerners who are the hard men.

[DammitDan]

Ahh...  It's all coming clear now.

Yet again reclaiming the waste product secreted by the kidneys that in mammals is a yellow to amber-colored, slightly acid fluid discharged from the body through the urethra, I see.

[750goes]

DammitDan,

the way replies should be given

Taking the Piss........methinks