Topic: Genie

[ic455]

Guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy with a giant butane lighter in his hand.  Says to the guy
"Where did you get that giant butane lighter?"  The guy says I got it from the Genie in that bottle over there."  "Wow" the new guy says, "can I try it?"  Dude with the lighter says go ahead.

So new guy rubs the bottle and out comes the Genie and says "I'll grant you one wish"  So the guy says "I want a million bucks!"  Guy waits a minute then looks around and sees ducks appearing all over the bar, in the glasses, on the floor, everywhere, quacking like crazy.

So he turns to the guy with the lighter and says "what's wrong with that Genie?  I said a million BUCKS not a million DUCKS"

 So the other guy says "Yeah, do you think I wished for a 12 inch BIC?!"

[Steve F]

Gotta be careful what you ask for.  He could have had a whole bunch of male deer standing around.

[ic455]

Gotta be careful what you ask for.  He could have had a whole bunch of male deer standing around.

That would be a good one, too

[Rushoid]

I got a 12-inch pianist when I asked. 

[ic455]

I got a 12-inch pianist when I asked. 

 

[Rsnip988]

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