(from RD, no less)
.....a rabbit and an amoeba?
An amoebit, an animal that can multiply and divide at the same time.
.....a lion and an ocelet?
A lialot, which is a political animal.
.....a collie and a Lhasa Apso?
A collapso, which is a dog that folds for easy transportation.
.....a pointer and a setter?
A poinsetta, which is a traditional Christmas pet.
.....a chicken and a pit bull?
A pit bull.
Groan! Well, what else is there to do when MotoGP is done?