It was a rather seedy down town bar and every night a big red-neck came in with a vicious pit bull terrier.
He generally made a nuisance of himself and upset everyone else. He would loudly boast about the fighting
qualities of his dog and challenge all and sundry to bring on their dogs. No takers.
One night a small meek little guy came in and asked for a tonic water. The bully soon started poking fun at
him and noticed that the little guy was carrying a dog leash. Where's your little poochy woochy he jeered.
Outside was the reply and the bully said I suppose it's a mini-poodle. No was the answer, it's a long nosed
long tailed water terrier. Right said the bully and going to the door he sent out his pit bull with the order-
KILL. The dog went out and there was a lot of noise growling and howling then quiet. The pit bull then crawled
back into the bar whimpering fell at his masters feet and died. Geez said the bully, what did you say your dog is.
It's a long nosed, long tailed water terrier said the little guy but some people call them Alligators.
