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Offline coolcat2002

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Honda Joke I found in the Sportster Cafe Forum
« on: August 27, 2007, 05:21:50 am »
This guy went to the doctor and said to him "Doctor....I don't know what's wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA".

"That's interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?" says the doctor.

The guy says "Sure." And sure enough, the doctor hears "HONDA".

After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy, the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say "HONDA." It is a completely out of this world medical condition.

Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man to a dentist. After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up the guys mouth and examining it.

The dentist says "A-haa!!!!....I have solved the problem."

The patient says "What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc".....

The dentist replies "Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth."

The guy says "Yeah....so....What has that got to do with my farts?"

The dentist replies, "Cant you see??..... Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA"
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Offline S-Dog

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Re: Honda Joke I found in the Sportster Cafe Forum
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2007, 05:41:51 am »
Ouch....  :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Honda Joke I found in the Sportster Cafe Forum
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2007, 11:05:59 am »
one question,why are you hanging out on a sportster forum? :o
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Offline historicjake

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Re: Honda Joke I found in the Sportster Cafe Forum
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2007, 12:42:19 pm »
My all time favorite joke!

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Re: Honda Joke I found in the Sportster Cafe Forum
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2007, 07:36:27 pm »
I dont know. I still like this one.

I raced a Harley today, and after some really hard riding I managed to PASS the guy. I was riding on one of those really, really twisting sections of mountain road with no straight sections to speak of and where most of the bends have warning signs that say "30 KPH". It also had a squiggly line showing how sharp the turn is.

I knew if I was going to pass one of those monsters with those
big-cubic-inch motors, it would have to be a place like this where
handling and rider skill are more important than horsepower alone.

I saw the guy up ahead as I exited one of the turns and knew I could
catch him, but it wouldn't be easy. I concentrated on my braking and
cornering. Three corners later, I was on his mudguard. Catching him
was one thing; passing him would prove to be another.

Two corners later, I pulled up next to him as we sailed down the
mountain. I think he was shocked to see me next to him, as I nearly
got by him before he could recover. Next corner, same thing. I'd
manage to pull up next to him as we started to enter the corners but
when we came out he'd get on the throttle and out-power me. His
horsepower was almost too much to overcome, but this only made me
more determined than ever.

My only hope was to out-brake him. I held off squeezing the lever
until the last instant. I kept my nerve while he lost his. In an
instant I was by him. Corner after corner, I could hear the roar of
his engine as he struggled to keep up. Three more miles to go before
the road straightens out and he would pass me for good.

But now I was in the lead and he would no longer hold me back. I
stretched out my lead and by the time we reached the bottom of the
canyon, he was more than a full corner behind. I could no longer see
him in my rear-view mirror.

Once the road did straighten out, it seemed like it took miles
before he passed me, but it was probably just a few hundred yards. I
was no match for that kind of horsepower, but it was done. In the
tightest section of road, where bravery and skill count for more
than horsepower and deep pockets, I had passed him. Though it was
not easy, I had won the race to the bottom of the mountain.

I will always remember that moment. I don't think I've ever pedaled
so hard in my life. And, some of the credit must go to Huffy, as well. They really make a great bicycle

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Re: Honda Joke I found in the Sportster Cafe Forum
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2007, 08:41:14 am »
 "Cant you see??..... Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA"

I read this yesterday and still nothing >:(
 ??? How about a little help for the retarted.  I suck at jokes.  ???
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Re: Honda Joke I found in the Sportster Cafe Forum
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2007, 09:14:38 am »
Dont feel bad. I didnt get it either. Must be a harley thing. Maybe it sounds different through half deaf ears! :D

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Re: Honda Joke I found in the Sportster Cafe Forum
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2007, 09:25:59 am »
you know, absence makes the heart grow fonder?
Fruit don't talk, fruit just listens... and waits.

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Re: Honda Joke I found in the Sportster Cafe Forum
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2007, 09:39:51 am »
Actress baits a carp - Jane Fonda


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Re: Honda Joke I found in the Sportster Cafe Forum
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2007, 09:56:54 am »
Ah so it IS a half-deaf harley thing!

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Re: Honda Joke I found in the Sportster Cafe Forum
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2007, 01:40:13 pm »
(correct) address makes the part go faster.

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Life is like a game of cards.  The hand you are dealt represents determinism.  The way you play it is free will.
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