A horse, a chicken and a Harley
> > On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
> > together.
> >
> > One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
> > to sink.
> >
> > Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
> > farmer for help!
> >
> > Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
> > searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
> > to town with the only tractor.
> >
> > Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
> >
> > Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length
> > of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
> >
> > Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
> > chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of
> > the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
> >
> > After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
> > chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
> > bike, rescued the horse!
> >
> > Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
> > and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
> >
> > The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,
> > Best Pals.
> >
> > A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
> > began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
> >
> > The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
> > puddle.
> >
> > Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy
> > and he would then lift him out of the pit.
> >
> > The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
> > saving his life.
> >
> > The moral of the story?
> > (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)
> >
> > "When You're Hung Like A Horse,
> > You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"
