First of all, this was not meant to offend anyone and quite the opposite.
It's become brutally obvious that our Aussie sense of humour and our venacular gets a little lost once it goes north of the equator.
To those that understood the joke and pointed out the bleeding obvious, especially those that PM'd me, thanks.
To those that didn't, and probably never will, "get it" ...... meh .......
Now, back to being inspired
I hope this isn't a repost or in the wrong thread!
It's here 'cos it's a cackle AND inspirational.
Enjoy!
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