Since I'm the one who's lower than the guy with the tape, I'll add one you missed.
"Hope" get your prisons guys to take him out. He's just a crotchrocket rider anyhow.
Hope, your being so civilized and honorable, but it sure sounds like your stalking him. And done nothing but add fuel to the fire in this post by posting what he drives, how he dresses,what others say or think about him and do your best to belittle him.
Haven't seen one post from you telling everybody to just back off a little.
You care so much for "your" bike but he's wrong for feeling the same about his.
You show great respect for your fellow workers by parking on a sidewalk and telling them to walk around "Your" bike.
Your so worried about your bike that you parked close to his. Are you hopping some performance will rub off onto yours or trying to impress him.
His bike probably cost 3 or 4 times as much as yours, but he shouldn't worry about his, just yours.
He must be hidding good , because you haven't been able to confront him and resolve it in the civil manner you seem to want. Is that why you seek resolve here. That will show him. I'm sure he comes the sohc4 forum all the time.
If your that worried about your bike, then maybe your shouldn't ride it where other people can even get close to it. Should he touch your bike, evidently not, but this is a poor place to resolve a personal issue.