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ATTN: Terry- AKA 3 Stones - You can buy another stone on E-bay!!
« on: August 30, 2005, 12:18:15 PM »
Terry,

Check out this auction:  5609653853 on Ebay right now!!!

I'm sure you need another one to keep the "odd man out" one company!

Linda
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Re: ATTN: Terry- AKA 3 Stones - You can buy another stone on E-bay!!
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2005, 06:07:01 PM »
Thanks Linda, hey have you ever seen a "Claymore" mine? It's a cute little thing, that sprays out 700 "spheres" (ball bearings) at a maximum height of 6 feet, when the good guys decide that you're getting too close to their real estate.

Anyways, I was doing a course on how to use these things, and the instructor asked me why a Claymore Mine had four legs? I didn't have a clue, so he hit me with the punchline "Well if you had 700 balls, you'd need four legs too!" Hardy, har, har!

So thanks very much for alerting me to this, but unless you can find me another pair of legs to support the new "sphere", I'll pass, ha ha! What were you looking for when you found this gem, anyway? Cheers, Terry.  ;D
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Re: ATTN: Terry- AKA 3 Stones - You can buy another stone on E-bay!!
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2005, 11:53:32 PM »
Yeah, that is what came to my mind too. What were you looking for Linda? You don't need those appendages to be in this forum...   ;D


BTW, if you or your sisters part ways with your loved ones let me know. I'm looking for a bike-loving woman like yourself. ..


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Re: ATTN: Terry- AKA 3 Stones - You can buy another stone on E-bay!!
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2005, 04:51:12 AM »
This auction is the ultimate proof that some people have waaaaaayyyyyy too much time on thier hands! :D
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Re: ATTN: Terry- AKA 3 Stones - You can buy another stone on E-bay!!
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2005, 05:18:15 AM »
Finally got round to looking at this auction and the guy's in the UK!  Doh...
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Re: ATTN: Terry- AKA 3 Stones - You can buy another stone on E-bay!!
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2005, 05:27:17 AM »
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Don't laugh, but there were examples in Vietnam of folks setting them out backwards. Don't know if they couldn't read or were in a hurry, but it can ruin your day.  :o
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Re: ATTN: Terry- AKA 3 Stones - You can buy another stone on E-bay!!
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2005, 02:06:17 PM »
It was also very fashionable for young American soldiers to strap one on the front of their combat helmets, (facing out of course) which I think would be the supreme act of self confidence, ha ha! Cheers, Terry. ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: ATTN: Terry- AKA 3 Stones - You can buy another stone on E-bay!!
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2005, 09:34:32 PM »
Hi guys, been away for a while-taking care of the pets abandoned during Katrina's path through Louisiana and Mississippi, then got run out of Louisiana by Hurricane Rita!  (My parents just today got back into their home-no electricity for almost 3 weeks...but they were lucky-lost all their trees and they ALL fell away from their home-they will need a new roof, but that's all, and its not leaking right now, so they dodn't have to hurry.)

Anyway, I saw this extra "stone" touted on another website, and just thought it was a riot!

Got to buzz around with BB last Sunday, and it was nice...but for some reason I only had a half tank of gas, and I ALWAYs fill up on my way home.  Can a half tank evaporate in about 4 weeks?  without a leak??

Just wondering.

Linda

PS no I have not seen a Claymore, but know about them...and perhaps need one or two for my "arsonal"!  I'm the gun-toter in this family, and after the anarchy that broke out in New ORleans, I need MORE AMMO!!
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Re: ATTN: Terry- AKA 3 Stones - You can buy another stone on E-bay!!
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2005, 11:25:48 PM »
Quote from: SteveD CB500F on August 31, 2005, 05:18:15 AM
Finally got round to looking at this auction and the guy's in the UK! Doh...

Hey thats Tony Blairs left nut, you know the one he promised all you Brits if he got re elected
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