To Terry in Aus.
Did you hear about the Canadian motor-cyclist who was knocked off his bike at a junction?
The paramedics took him to hospital where he was unconsious for a couple of days, tended by two nurses. One was gorgeous, the other was Australian.
Finally he came to and the Australian nurse came in and gave him a bed bath. When she was finished she went to the gorgeous nurse and said "Do you know he's got Swan tatooed on his dick"
The gorgeous nurse said "I must see this", so the next day she went to give the biker his bed bath. An hour later she returned to the Australian nurse and laughed, saying, " You are a fool, that guy's from Saskatchewan."
