The best gift I ever had was late for Xmas, it was the first year I was in R.C.A.F. and I was in Camp Borden in Ontario, I had no place to go for Christmas, Vancouver was to far away, anyhow came the 23th and and I got a call from my parents and yes you expect the worst but what they said was that there was a parcel with my present in it had I got it yet. No, so I went booting off to the mail room and the idiot in charge didn't want to speak to me, said come back tomorrow so next morning at 9 I was there same idiot said nothing in from the coast, come back later, so come 4 o clock just before they closed back again idiot says no and I say but it was sent a week ago express post ( this was back in the days when you could get mail from Vancouver in a day, day and a half across Canada) idiot says bugger off before I put you On Charge ( #$%* list) so Christmas eve their is me in a 500 man Barracks and no one else, so off to Christmas dinner I think their was about 20 of us from all the different courses, back to the barracks nothing, Christmas day mail room closed, Boxing Day mail room closed, next day mail room is open trudge off to it new guy on counter says no I don't think so, I went into my spiel and then started out the door he yells at me wait a minute and pulls a huge box off the top shelf he says the box had been there for a few days before Christmas and he thought that it was for some one that had gone home, I whooped and the idiot looked around the doorway so I thanked the new guy, muttered #$%* at the idiot and lugged the box back to the barracks, it was huge, tried to open it in the barracks couldn't it was one of the old mans legendary wrapping jobs had to find some one with a knife, finally got it open, My God the goodies, Cookies, Cakes, jams, cheeses, crackers, my all time favourite Baba Rhums Jesus I had more friends drop in for the next few days even the stuff I couldn't stand ( my mother was famous for things like pickled walnuts) some would pick up on it, the stuff was great I still remember it after 50 years, it was like being dropped in a french pastry shop in Paris with money and a chic to translate. Did I ever meet the idiot again, no, even though I hoped, may he roast over a slow fire in what ever circle of hell devoted to hot.
Bill the demon