Topic: Divine

[Markcb750]

At a Hollywood party a few years back, Bill Gates asked Hugh Grant for Divine Brown's phone number.

Bill then called and set up a "date".

When they were finished, Bill collapsed in ecstasy, mumbling, "Now I know why you chose the name, 'Divine'!"

She answered, "Thanks, Bill. And now I know why you chose the name 'Microsoft'!"

[Duke McDukiedook]

I thought you were talking about this Divine- nevermind.

[Markcb750]

I thought you were talking about this Divine- nevermind.

Who is that?

An acquaintance? wink wink, nod nod.

[Duke McDukiedook]

I take it you've never seen a John Waters movie before- or you're goofing on me.

[Markcb750]

I know who John Waters is, from late night TV, but never watched any of his movies, I am more of a Quentin Tarantino fan.

[Ecosse]

rent female trouble & hairspray.


 


btw: like the joke.