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Offline pdxPope

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Re: My redneck alter-ego just got a chubby...
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 05:09:02 PM »
$1600 and it doesn't run
sounds like a deal to me
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Offline Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er

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Re: My redneck alter-ego just got a chubby...
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 07:35:59 PM »
Get that sum#$%* spinnin a blade and there's no way your neighbors would be able to one up yer ass! Where tha hell does the beer cooler go?
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Re: My redneck alter-ego just got a chubby...
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 07:55:38 PM »
Where tha hell does the beer cooler go?
 On the front bumper! Better yet a walk in cooler full uf beer to keep the nose down.
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Re: My redneck alter-ego just got a chubby...
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 11:06:38 PM »
You could mow the yard and roast a whole pig at the same time.
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Re: My redneck alter-ego just got a chubby...
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2009, 11:26:03 PM »
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Offline Inigo Montoya

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Re: My redneck alter-ego just got a chubby...
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 06:01:12 AM »
wonder if his name is Tim Allen? ;D

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Re: My redneck alter-ego just got a chubby...
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2009, 09:41:15 AM »
wonder if his name is Tim Allen? ;D

Just so long as binford doesn't make a bigger one we might be ok.
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