Author Topic: Stop peeing on my bike, b*tches! Grrrr dogs... (Read 8578 times)

Johnny5 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:52:29 PM »

The bacon isnt a bad idea. Squirt a little bacon grease along the bottom of your bike cover. Sure it'll smell like bacon (not a bad thing) but I really doubt the dog would pee on something he'd think smells like food.

I know I wouldnt.

Alan F. · « **Reply #26 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:55:10 PM »

nah, nah, nah....put the bacon grease on the other side of the sidewalk from the bike, dogs will go there and forget about the bike.

Most dogs would rather eat (or sniff food) than mark their territory.

mattcb350f · « **Reply #27 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:57:45 PM »

I've noticed that dogs tend to pee where other dogs have pee'd to mark their territory. So I'm guessing your pee soaked cover is attracting more pee than a clean, un-pee'd on one would.

..Just a thought on the issue, sorry I don't have a solution $:-\$

Matt.

Alan F. · « **Reply #28 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:01:28 PM »

you could always bleach the pee stains, that'll likely kill the scent.

burmashave · « **Reply #29 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:33:44 PM »

Ya gotta love this thread. It's the "Can SOHC/4'ers Outsmart Dogs Thread." ;-)

I vote for cleaning the cover with detergent and picking up some dog repellent at Lowes.

fuzzybutt · « **Reply #30 on:** April 30, 2009, 09:06:52 PM »

but the fence charger has entertainemnt value. it doesnt cause any harm, just hurts like hell.

Jakoba · « **Reply #31 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:29:14 AM »

Have you ever tried asking the owner to stop his dog from peeing on your bike?

A simple request may solve your problem. Beats harming the dog. He's only doing what comes natural to him.

Jako

ev0lution7 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 01, 2009, 07:37:54 AM »

Ok this idea just came to me.....

MAKE A SIGN AND ATTATCH IT TO YOUR BIKE COVER!

"Dogs please dont pee on my cover"

the dogs will read it! and problem solved!

Inkscars · « **Reply #33 on:** May 01, 2009, 08:00:02 AM »

My dog likes to water our tires in the driveway.
Bittering agent works
Pepper spray works
Citronella works
I'd tell you how I solved the issue, but your hand would get real tired beating 100 dogs asses a day.
Also, wash your cover, if it's water resistant and won't bleach, bleach it. The rest of them are peeing on it cause one did it once.

Damfino · « **Reply #34 on:** May 01, 2009, 08:50:55 AM »

What everyone fails to mention is that being in a city, I'm sure these dogs are being walked by someone. Someone who's probably standing there with his/her index finger buried two inches up their nose as they watch Fido piss on your bike. Do I blame the dog? No, I blame that boob walking it for not respecting someone else's property and correcting their dog when it happens. It's all a part of responsible dog ownership.

pablo78cb550 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:47:08 AM »

if you can find wolf pee, dogs will steer clear of your bike.
yes, I'm aware of how strange that sounds. but it falls under "dominate species". and dogs will pretty much freak out and stay away from your bike.

pablo78cb550 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:01:54 AM »

actual here it is. kinda pricey, but how much do you want to protect your bike?
http://www.predatorpee.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=LE&Category_Code=WU

vames · « **Reply #37 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:11:44 AM »

Quote from: Schmthaus on May 01, 2009, 08:50:55 AM

What everyone fails to mention is that being in a city, I'm sure these dogs are being walked by someone. Someone who's probably standing there with his/her index finger buried two inches up their nose as they watch Fido piss on your bike. Do I blame the dog? No, I blame that boob walking it for not respecting someone else's property and correcting their dog when it happens. It's all a part of responsible dog ownership.

Yes -- don't forget that it's not the dog's fault, it's the owner. Shock the owner, pour anti-freeze down the owners throat, kick and spank the owner, kick the owner's sorry ass for LETTING the dog piss on your cover, but please don't hurt the dog. He won't even know why you're doing it.

Sincerely, another NYC sidewalk-parking piss-stained-cover dog owner who never lets his dog piss on bicycles or motorcycles and always picks his dog's crap up off the sidewalk.

fuzzybutt · « **Reply #38 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:20:16 AM »

if you know it's tongue in cheek why in the hell would you even ask?

vames · « **Reply #39 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:41:14 AM »

sorry -- didn't mean to single anybody out -- just made me edgy to see so many suggestions that the dog be tortured for doing what it does naturally. clearly the owner should be the one who gets tortured.

my78k · « **Reply #40 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:44:25 AM »

Any chance the leash is conductive??? Might just get a two for one!!

Dennis

Inkscars · « **Reply #41 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:43:51 AM »

Well in that case, vames lets rally everyone and send out hate mail!
You guys pick one, print and hand out at your convienence.

"Dear Owner of 80 lb dog that pisses on my bike,
Enclosed you will find $80 dollars to humanely euthanize your dog. Make use you waste of space. Thank you, goodnight."

"Dear Neighbor with the 80 lb dog,
Please take this treat as a gift. It is peanut butter flavored with a bacon center for extra yumminess. I am an inventor of dog treats and I think your dog is beautiful and I would like to use him in my commercial. While you were busy reading this, your dog has just injested a high dose of rat poison. Thank you for preventing your dog from being a further nuissance. Goodnight."

vames · « **Reply #42 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:58:54 AM »

I do know that the Hells angels who own the house a block over on 3rd street threaten to beat senseless any dog owner who lets his dog meander too close to their bikes. Extremely effective and no dogs harmed in the process.

MosquitoJones · « **Reply #43 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:59:27 AM »

Quote from: fuzzybutt on April 30, 2009, 05:16:18 PM

i learned the hard way that whizzing on the electric fence hurt! dont ask................

When nature's callin', don't be stallin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

Trevor from Warragul · « **Reply #44 on:** May 02, 2009, 12:51:41 AM »

Fill a spray bottle with ammonia. Periodically spritz the cover.

Thunder · « **Reply #45 on:** May 02, 2009, 01:01:09 AM »

Years ago , with my first bike, i had changed the oil and taken it for a ride.Came back and made coffee, and went out to admire the bike, when lo and behold oil had dripped onto the back wheel. In an effort to be thorough and check the oil was not leaking from somewhere i dipped my finger in it (and don't ask me why) and tasted it.
F%$%#%$#%

It wasn't oil.

cb750fbomb · « **Reply #46 on:** May 02, 2009, 01:05:30 AM »

Shoot the owner in the ass with a BB gun

burmashave · « **Reply #47 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:02:14 AM »

Don't do it in Massachusetts. Unregistered possession of a Red Ryder BB gun in Mass is subject to a one year mandatory prison sentence. I think wrist rockets are O.K.

[Just my obligatory swipe at Massachusetts gun laws]

tonycb650 · « **Reply #48 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:10:29 AM »

I dont think i would trade the smell of dog piss for wolf piss. It would probably smell worse!
mabye you should park next to a fire hydrant!!

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