Eddie took his new girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"It was great, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles," she said. "But I can't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
"What do you mean?" Eddie asked, dumbfounded.
"Well, I saw them flip a coin, and one team got it," she explained. "And then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get The Quarterback! Get The Quarterback!'
Hel-llllo! It's only 25 cents."
