Topic: Religions of the World (Updated)

[cb750k7]

Religions of the World (Updated)


1. Taoism - #$%* happens.
2. Hare Krishna - #$%* happens rama rama ding ding.
3. Hindusim - This #$%* happened before.
4. Islam - If #$%* happens, take a hostage.
5. Zen - What is the sound of #$%* happening?
6. Buddhism - When #$%* happens, is it really #$%*?
7. Confucianism - Confucius say, "#$%* happens".
8. 7th Day Adventist - #$%* happens on Saturdays.
9. Protestantism - #$%* won't happen if I work harder.
10. Catholicism - If #$%* happens, I deserve it.
11. Jehova's Witness - Knock, knock, "#$%* happens!"
12. Unitarian - What is this #$%*?
13. Mormon - #$%* happens again and again and again.
14. Judaism - Why does this #$%* always happen to me?
15. Oracalism - I see #$%* in your future.
16. Southern Baptistism - It's #$%* ... HALLELUJAH!
17. Scientology - Aw #$%*, it's Tom Cruise again.
18. Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this #$%*!
19 - Jedi Knights - I can feel #$%* happening in the force
20 - The Matrix Oracle Believers - You are not the one, #$%* happens
21 Flower people-#$%*i #$%*i, bang bang

Feel free to add more.....

[sangyo soichiro]

22. Branch Davidians (the Waco Texas ones) - #$%* burns
23. Westboro Baptists (the ones that protest funerals) - #$%* happens, and God hates you for it
24. Young Earth Creationists - #$%* was created 6000 years ago
25. Atheist - I don't believe this #$%*

[tonycb650]

   26. agnostic- i'm the #$%*!