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She got me! the A$$ RAPE FAIRY THAT IS!
« on: August 18, 2009, 11:58:30 am »
 :o :o :o :o :o OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH and it still hurts!

I drove my 550 up to the tip of the thumb in michigan, port austin. I met my father on his harley up there. Smooth 3 and a half hour dive there... no troubles. Rode nice all weekend, until I left.

As soon as I got about 30 minutes into the drive home, I got raped!

Cylinder 2&3 stopped firing. My 60 mph cruise went down to 35 and that's with full throttle. I was so disappointed in her. I just changed out the condensers and points about a month ago with a complete tune up. Valves, timing, carbs rebuillt, synched, etc.

It was running on 2 cylinders when I bought the bike, but the problem disappeared with the new points and condensers. I didn't have a multimeter on me, so I couldn't check the coil the proper way. I traced all the wiring though, and it looked good; clean uninterrupted connections. I cleaned all the electrical connections with the tune up as well.

Has anyone had a coil go out like this? Does anyone have a spare 550 coil they could sell me?  ;D

I have had some bad experience with Feebay and would really like to deal with someone off here instead. I called the local salvage and he wants $60 :o. I could get a brand new dyna 5 ohms for that! I can pay someone for a coil, but I am on unemployment and money is tight.

My dad has always been a harley guy and thinks it's so funny I broke down. I ended up leaving the bike in a guys shed and riding home on the back of my dads hog ... that's why it still hurts  ;)  I know, I know I hear the laughs.
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Re: She got me! the A$$ RAPE FAIRY THAT IS!
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2009, 12:19:36 pm »
Sorry to hear about your bad ride. I also had the same issue, turned out to be bad solder joint on the yellow wire at the coil. Wire was still connected but not making a good connection to coil. Simply resoldered and it was fixed. After that I got a hold of Hnda man and ordered his ignition. Its well worth the money, my engine has never run so good.

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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2009, 12:31:26 pm »
I know everyone likes pics, so here is one from the trip


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Re: She got me! the A$$ RAPE FAIRY THAT IS!
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2009, 12:36:46 pm »
:o :o :o :o :o OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH and it still hurts!

I drove my 550 up to the tip of the thumb in michigan, port austin. I met my father on his harley up there. Smooth 3 and a half hour dive there... no troubles. Rode nice all weekend, until I left.

As soon as I got about 30 minutes into the drive home, I got raped!

Cylinder 2&3 stopped firing. My 60 mph cruise went down to 35 and that's with full throttle. I was so disappointed in her. I just changed out the condensers and points about a month ago with a complete tune up. Valves, timing, carbs rebuillt, synched, etc.

It was running on 2 cylinders when I bought the bike, but the problem disappeared with the new points and condensers. I didn't have a multimeter on me, so I couldn't check the coil the proper way. I traced all the wiring though, and it looked good; clean uninterrupted connections. I cleaned all the electrical connections with the tune up as well.

Has anyone had a coil go out like this? Does anyone have a spare 550 coil they could sell me?  ;D

I have had some bad experience with Feebay and would really like to deal with someone off here instead. I called the local salvage and he wants $60 :o. I could get a brand new dyna 5 ohms for that! I can pay someone for a coil, but I am on unemployment and money is tight.

My dad has always been a harley guy and thinks it's so funny I broke down. I ended up leaving the bike in a guys shed and riding home on the back of my dads hog ... that's why it still hurts  ;)  I know, I know I hear the laughs.

Tell your Dad that you and him should both drain all the oil out of each of your bikes and turn them on and let them run.  I guarantee that his will seize in under an hour and yours will run just fine for several hours.  Harleys are POS

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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2009, 03:35:11 pm »
neh lets see how if his harley runs in 10 years
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2009, 03:40:36 pm »
I can hook ya up with some 4 ohm coils off a ZX1000, they should work for your needs.  IF you want to go that route that is.
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 03:49:05 pm »
Damn that ass rape fairy.
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2009, 04:27:20 pm »
Wasn't aware the M.A.R.F. was a female..  Oh well, I learn something new every day!
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2009, 08:48:50 pm »
i've been stranded out in BFE twice with 2 cylinders dropping off. once was a bad coil, 3 days later, same area, a bad dyna module.
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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2009, 08:54:49 pm »
Someone chuck this young fellah a spare coil, he has enough to worry about with a father who owns a Harley without his bike breaking down. :)
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2009, 09:14:09 pm »
I do have a spare coil you can have, worked great when I took it off the bike about 2 months ago.. Came off a 75 CB550F. Shoot me a PM if you want it I will mail it out to you asap...

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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2009, 02:54:24 am »
It is pretty rare that coils just brake down, I would really inspect the wiring once more.

Had the same problem once, and it turned out that it was the black and white wire that had a poor connection in the joint. Just pushed it right back and never had a problem since.
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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2009, 09:37:19 am »
Thanks guys for the help and understanding. I'm going to pick it up this weekend and hopefully she'll be back on the road right after I get home.

I could have probably ridden a lot farther on 2 cylinders, but I didn't want to risk damage to anything.
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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2009, 11:16:04 am »
Yea that's a good call on your part.. don't want to make things worse..
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