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God vs Harley
« on: September 13, 2009, 06:36:57 AM »
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, as your reward you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't go round corners?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God thought........................................... ............................... and spoke...................

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to my recollection, more men are riding my invention more than yours'................
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Re: God vs Harley
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2009, 12:22:47 AM »
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Re: God vs Harley
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2009, 02:00:15 AM »
A bike mechanic complained to the heart specialist whose bike he was working on, "I take the heart of the bike apart, I remove and reset the valves, how come you get paid so much more than me"?
"Ah" said the heart specialist "try doing it while the engine is running"!
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: God vs Harley
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2009, 11:05:20 AM »
A bike mechanic complained to the heart specialist whose bike he was working on, "I take the heart of the bike apart, I remove and reset the valves, how come you get paid so much more than me"?
"Ah" said the heart specialist "try doing it while the engine is running"!

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Re: God vs Harley
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2009, 12:34:39 PM »
A bike mechanic complained to the heart specialist whose bike he was working on, "I take the heart of the bike apart, I remove and reset the valves, how come you get paid so much more than me"?
"Ah" said the heart specialist "try doing it while the engine is running"!

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