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Offline Frostyboy

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Another Viagra story
« on: November 27, 2009, 03:02:51 AM »
Old bloke goes to the chemist & asks for a packet of Viagra. "Before you wrap em up, will you cut each into 4 for me please" he says.
Chemist says, "A quarter of a tablet won't give you a full erection you know."
"That's okay, I only need enough to stop me pi$$ing on my slippers,"
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Offline bucky katt

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Re: Another Viagra story
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2009, 07:19:17 AM »
i understand the nursing homes give out viagara too, to keep the old gents from rolling out of bed  :D
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