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Offline cb750k7

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Jewish Wedding
« on: December 14, 2009, 09:53:31 AM »
 

 

 

 
 Question 1: How do you know when you are at an Orthodox Jewish Wedding?
Answer:       The mother of the bride is pregnant.


Question 2: How do you know when you are at a conservative Jewish  Wedding?
Answer:       The bride is pregnant.

 

Question 3: How do you know when you are at a Reform Jewish Wedding?
Answer:       The rabbi is pregnant.

 

 

 

 


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Re: Jewish Wedding
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2009, 03:23:56 PM »
Jona, that's pretty good.  I suspect it is too much of an 'inside joke', though...

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Re: Jewish Wedding
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2009, 05:12:17 PM »
Lol ;D
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Re: Jewish Wedding
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 06:30:26 AM »
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I suspect it is too much of an 'inside joke', though
Yes it is!  ;D
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Re: Jewish Wedding
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 12:24:56 PM »
Quote from: medic09 on December 14, 2009, 03:23:56 PM
Jona, that's pretty good.  I suspect it is too much of an 'inside joke', though...

Hanukah Sameah!

Nah we get it. In this part of NY we are all a bit Jewish since we all hang out together. Except for the Hassidim of course.
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