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ok, it WAS just a joke
« on: January 13, 2010, 07:11:19 PM »
i wanted to make this right so that nobody has any hard feelings towards MotleyRox folks. i locked a thread after taking him seiously about reporting a fart humor thread :) i am in a serious, serious pain meds fog tonight. this is the first time in around a week i've taken the things and my brain is all cattawampus from it LOL. so anyways, no harm, no foul!
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Re: ok, it WAS just a joke
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2010, 07:24:49 PM »
What the heck is cattawampus? :D

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Re: ok, it WAS just a joke
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2010, 07:27:24 PM »
must be a southern expression, i never heard it till i moved to south carolina. all screwed up, confusing is how i understand it.
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Re: ok, it WAS just a joke
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2010, 07:31:02 PM »
I always thought it was cattywampus.

Is there a way to unlock a thread?  I hadn't gone into it until I saw this thread.  I had some good ones for a fart thread.
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2010, 07:32:33 PM »
Fart threads are good threads! ;D

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Re: ok, it WAS just a joke
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2010, 07:33:28 PM »
i imagine a moderator could unlock it. if any moderators see this, and you dont mind it, you can unlock it.
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2010, 08:00:26 PM »
Kittywompus, I herd.. but I am from way up the road and around a few corners from your neck-0-the-woods..

 yeah..it means FUBAR
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Re: ok, it WAS just a joke
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2010, 08:02:07 PM »
So, if it can't be unlocked, hows about we start a "Fart Thread".  Like the Babe Thread, but smellier.  And no pics(sorry Brian).
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2010, 08:10:52 PM »
OK, I wanna win the comments section... ;D

 Heyyy... pretty good sound for a 1/2 inch speaker!!   ;D

 Your voice has changed, but your breath is still the same. :o

 That wasnt a Fart, that was something that crawled up your ass and died....


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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2010, 08:10:53 PM »
Drugs and moderation are never a good thing...    ::)
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2010, 08:13:59 PM »
ohhhh..1 SECOND snipe.. :o

 Cycle Ranger didya see red when you posted.. ???
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2010, 08:19:48 PM »
I never consume  drugs unless I run out of beer and don't want to drive to the store for more. ;D
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2010, 08:31:58 PM »
Hey, is that the call of a California Barking Spider I hear?
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2010, 09:40:15 PM »
Kittywompus, I herd.. but I am from way up the road and around a few corners from your neck-0-the-woods..

 yeah..it means FUBAR

Yeah, kittywompus up here in the north country. :)

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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2010, 10:14:58 PM »
I really like the terms "Colonic calliope".  and "Gluteal Tuba"
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Re: ok, it WAS just a joke
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2010, 10:28:19 PM »
I just read through the thread and it was perfect.  Hysterical and the ending was brilliant.  You have nothing to worry about Jeff.  The comedic timing was really great, it was like a couple of teenage boys getting caught telling dirty jokes. 

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Re: ok, it WAS just a joke
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2010, 11:59:37 PM »
The honk of the dirt snake
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The howl of the mud wolf are my two favorites.
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« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2010, 12:05:25 AM »
Catawampus = fictional cat-like night creature that drags off and eats babies.

I thought this was a southern creature, didn't know yankees used the term.
 
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Re: ok, it WAS just a joke
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2010, 04:00:40 AM »
I removed my last post from the fart thread, I'm thinking that one was the kicker.  Every man needs a good fart thread to read, or hear, but not smell, once in a while.  Keeps us young.

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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2010, 04:07:08 AM »
The honk of the dirt snake
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The howl of the mud wolf are my two favorites.

Thanks for that  :D  Started my day off with a smile
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« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2010, 04:27:36 AM »
Dropped your guts...... ;D

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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2010, 04:47:23 AM »
Then there's the feminine fart - The old one cheek sneak - SBD
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Re: ok, it WAS just a joke
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2010, 05:19:24 AM »
I really like the terms "Colonic calliope".  and "Gluteal Tuba"


it takes alot to make me laugh when i've just gotten out of bed. i just woke up the rest of the house laughing.
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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2010, 06:31:33 AM »
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« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2010, 07:22:32 AM »
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