Wife wakes up in the middle of the night and her husband is not there. She finds him at the kitchen table with his dead in his hands. When she asked what was wrong, he said "Remember when I was 19 and you were 16 and your father caught us in bed together and said 'Either marry her or spend the next 20 years in prison'!? When she said she did, he said "I would have gotten out today".
