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Number 14 is my favorite
« on: January 20, 2010, 04:01:49 PM »
The Washington Post's "Mensa Invitational"
once again asked readers to take any word from the
dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one
letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the 2009 winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders
the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of
time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an #$%*.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you
realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer,
unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the
near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm:
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad
vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the
day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come to you rapidly.



15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.

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Re: Number 14 is my favorite
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2010, 01:27:03 AM »
all are good but i like 1, 2, 3, 11,13, and of course 14.  ;D
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