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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2010, 03:34:33 PM »
Quote from: mystic_1 on March 11, 2010, 10:17:08 PM
Quote from: bucky katt on March 11, 2010, 04:34:53 PM
i wore one when riding a horse many many times, i dont know as i would on the bike though. i'd be afraid of it getting caught in the chain.


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OH, you meant the KILT!  :)

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who said i was talking about the kilt?  ;D
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2010, 03:57:19 PM »
The short and long answer is no. No Kilt anytime.
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2010, 04:13:47 PM »
Quote from: coldright on March 11, 2010, 11:04:18 PM
I have to say, a good looking man in a utilikilt is a thing to behold.
http://www.utilikilts.com/customer/photo-gallery/


THANK YOU for mentioning the utilikilt! i love it.
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2010, 04:29:53 PM »
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.......I had a wasp go up my shorts last summer...... 

Was she hot?

Get it? ..... WASP .....  gahahahahaha  :D :D :P :P

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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2010, 07:33:49 PM »
Quote from: bucky katt on March 11, 2010, 04:34:53 PM
i wore one when riding a horse many many times,

I'm thinking the horse looks a little unhappy.  He should be grateful you are using a saddle, I reckon. ;D
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2010, 07:36:02 PM »
he always had a sour look on his mug. Opie was confused, he'd pin his ears and show his teeth when he was looking for some hugs and attention. appys are different thats for damn sure
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2010, 08:08:18 PM »

   A kilt hasn't stopped Andy750 from riding.  ;D ;D ;D ;D



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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2010, 02:08:43 AM »
I'm picturing Honda black vinyl sitting in the sun under 40c heat, suddenly a kilt wearing rider leaps upon it and gets 3rd degree burns on their private bits. ;D
Mind you....wouldn't have to wax them tricky bits for a while! :D
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2010, 02:26:05 AM »
if i had a choice between chaps or a kilt,,ide choose womens underwear anyday,,attract less unwanted attention!
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2010, 03:59:27 AM »
I don't want to start casting aspersions on anyone's "manliness" here, but it just seems to me that you (mostly non-scottish, and don't give me that sh1t about being 25th generation twice removed........) blokes are just a "little too keen" to be getting yer pants off and putting on a kilt, which, if you're not Scottish, is really just a plaid skirt, sooo....... what you're really trying to say is that you're just a bunch of transvestite wannabes? Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course..................  ::)  ;D
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2010, 11:59:39 AM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on March 13, 2010, 03:59:27 AM
I don't want to start casting aspersions on anyone's "manliness" here, but it just seems to me that you (mostly non-scottish, and don't give me that sh1t about being 25th generation twice removed........) blokes are just a "little too keen" to be getting yer pants off and putting on a kilt, which, if you're not Scottish, is really just a plaid skirt, sooo....... what you're really trying to say is that you're just a bunch of transvestite wannabes? Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course..................  ::)  ;D

Hmmmm, good point.  ;D

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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2010, 04:45:04 PM »
Tell that to the Samoan Rugby team Terry! ;D
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2010, 06:09:29 PM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on March 13, 2010, 03:59:27 AM
I don't want to start casting aspersions on anyone's "manliness" here, but it just seems to me that you (mostly non-scottish, and don't give me that sh1t about being 25th generation twice removed........) blokes are just a "little too keen" to be getting yer pants off and putting on a kilt, which, if you're not Scottish, is really just a plaid skirt, sooo....... what you're really trying to say is that you're just a bunch of transvestite wannabes? Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course..................  ::)  ;D

actually Terry, it takes a man very secure in his masculinity to wear a kilt without feeling embarassed.  ;D
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #38 on: March 13, 2010, 06:17:45 PM »
I am thinking Babe thread

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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2010, 06:26:03 PM »
noooooo no no no  :D

thanks, but nooo nooo nooooo
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2010, 11:19:37 PM »
Is that mud or mud coloured shoes Kit, I remember reading your thread on that Gypsy gathering and you did say it was muddy.
Mickey you gonna be in the dog box for publishing that photo ha ha ha........... :D
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2010, 11:37:51 PM »
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #42 on: March 14, 2010, 03:56:54 AM »
Quote from: Hush on March 13, 2010, 04:45:04 PM
Tell that to the Samoan Rugby team Terry! ;D

Silly bloody sheep shagger, a Samoan man (or woman) wears a "Lava Lava", not a bloody Kilt mate! Anyway, sorry for the thread jack, please continue with the "I'm a woman trapped in a man's body and I wanna wear a dress" thread..............  ::)
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #43 on: March 14, 2010, 10:51:28 AM »
Yes get back to Terry's favorite subject. :D
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #44 on: March 14, 2010, 11:01:12 AM »
Hush- those are my grey/clay colored Vibram Fivefinger shoes. 

Terry-  You're confusing me!  The guys who love their "utilikilts" over here get all upset seeing a woman wearing and enjoying one (even though they look SO much sexier than regular skirts- and have POCKETS!) and they'll complain that I'm wearing their "boy clothes"  but then in theory they're cross dressing and wearing my "girl clothes" instead?  Are utilikilts for boys or girls, for real? ;)

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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #45 on: March 14, 2010, 12:13:49 PM »
Quote from: Kit on March 14, 2010, 11:01:12 AM
Hush- those are my grey/clay colored Vibram Fivefinger shoes. 

Terry-  You're confusing me!  The guys who love their "utilikilts" over here get all upset seeing a woman wearing and enjoying one (even though they look SO much sexier than regular skirts- and have POCKETS!) and they'll complain that I'm wearing their "boy clothes"  but then in theory they're cross dressing and wearing my "girl clothes" instead?  Are utilikilts for boys or girls, for real? ;)


Guys who get upset over a Women wearing Woman's clothes have a problem.
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #46 on: March 14, 2010, 04:45:52 PM »
Quote from: Kit on March 14, 2010, 11:01:12 AM
Hush- those are my grey/clay colored Vibram Fivefinger shoes. 

Terry-  You're confusing me!  The guys who love their "utilikilts" over here get all upset seeing a woman wearing and enjoying one (even though they look SO much sexier than regular skirts- and have POCKETS!) and they'll complain that I'm wearing their "boy clothes"  but then in theory they're cross dressing and wearing my "girl clothes" instead?  Are utilikilts for boys or girls, for real? ;)



Sorry Kit, not trying to confuse you, what I'm saying is that unless you're a Scottish man (or woman from any country) kilts are out. If you, being a woman, want to wear a kilt, that's cool, whether it be a utilikilt (which I'd never heard of before I read this thread) or anything else that doesn't have legs.

For a bloke however, (who's not Scottish, or Samoan, or from any other country that doesn't wear pants) to want to wear that gear, you're one step away from wearing lipstick and mascara, and singing Judy Garland songs. (not that there's anything wrong with that)  ;D
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #47 on: March 14, 2010, 04:55:48 PM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on March 14, 2010, 04:45:52 PM
Quote from: Kit on March 14, 2010, 11:01:12 AM
Hush- those are my grey/clay colored Vibram Fivefinger shoes. 

Terry-  You're confusing me!  The guys who love their "utilikilts" over here get all upset seeing a woman wearing and enjoying one (even though they look SO much sexier than regular skirts- and have POCKETS!) and they'll complain that I'm wearing their "boy clothes"  but then in theory they're cross dressing and wearing my "girl clothes" instead?  Are utilikilts for boys or girls, for real? ;)



Sorry Kit, not trying to confuse you, what I'm saying is that unless you're a Scottish man (or woman from any country) kilts are out. If you, being a woman, want to wear a kilt, that's cool, whether it be a utilikilt (which I'd never heard of before I read this thread) or anything else that doesn't have legs.

For a bloke however, (who's not Scottish, or Samoan, or from any other country that doesn't wear pants) to want to wear that gear, you're one step away from wearing lipstick and mascara, and singing Judy Garland songs. (not that there's anything wrong with that)  ;D
Terry, you are soooooo 20th Century. It is Liza Minelli songs now! That being said I will continue to wear men's clothing.
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #48 on: March 14, 2010, 04:59:15 PM »
women dont belong in kilts (no matter how good they look in them, sorry kit!)  :D
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #49 on: March 14, 2010, 05:00:24 PM »
and men don't belong in tights ??
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