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Offline Alan F.

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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2010, 06:56:03 AM »
I found this 'Squid Test' a while back, great fun.

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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2010, 07:11:46 AM »
Squid = what they look like after they hit the pavement wearing their shorts, t-shirts, and sandals.

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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2010, 12:36:23 AM »
Ignorance and inexperience is no substitution for a brain.  And I will be honest I am not a experience rider.  I used to ride when I was younger a bit and I've take a refresher course but I know I'm not god and that ever little idiot on the road is aiming for me.
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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2010, 05:32:41 AM »
The first time I heard the term, "ya squid", was in 1982 or 1983 at a local ski hill.
It was directed at a kid that was wearing all the best gear, riding on the best skis but couldn't ski worth a crap.

I don't think it is a term that defines any one sport. You see them everywhere.

I think it could also be used to describe someone who spends all their time on the internet talking about riding instead of actually going riding.

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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2010, 07:59:02 AM »
The first time I heard the term, "ya squid", was in 1982 or 1983 at a local ski hill.
It was directed at a kid that was wearing all the best gear, riding on the best skis but couldn't ski worth a crap.

I don't think it is a term that defines any one sport. You see them everywhere.

I think it copuld also be used to describe someone who spends all their time on the internet talking about riding instead of actually going riding.



These are/were often called "posers".  Especialy in the early 80's. 
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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2010, 02:15:18 PM »
The first time I heard the term, "ya squid", was in 1982 or 1983 at a local ski hill.
It was directed at a kid that was wearing all the best gear, riding on the best skis but couldn't ski worth a crap.

I don't think it is a term that defines any one sport. You see them everywhere.

I think it copuld also be used to describe someone who spends all their time on the internet talking about riding instead of actually going riding.



These are/were often called "posers".  Especialy in the early 80's. 

I must be starting to get old then cause I thought it was still a poser untill this thread I'd never heard the term squid
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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2010, 03:15:31 PM »

I must be starting to get old then cause I thought it was still a poser untill this thread I'd never heard the term squid

Well... if you can bust air I say you are not old.  Are you old?
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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2010, 04:24:09 PM »
just shows brains are not a necessity to ride a bike
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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2010, 04:59:16 PM »
The topic had wandered to the snowy slopes - where I often put distance between me and the ground.  This does not happen while on my street bike  ;)
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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2010, 05:05:28 PM »
Squid = what they look like after they hit the pavement wearing their shorts, t-shirts, and sandals.

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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2010, 08:57:16 PM »
Poser is different than squid..
 when a poser gets braver and a bit better at riding, they may  become squids..

 either group, you do not want to ride with them, they can either hurt you/take you out, or you can get stuck, cleaning up the mess..
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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2010, 09:13:24 PM »
Poser is different than squid..
 when a poser gets braver and a bit better at riding, they may  become squids..

 either group, you do not want to ride with them, they can either hurt you/take you out, or you can get stuck, cleaning up the mess..

Ahh there we go thanks for clearing that up  ;D  They make it to squids if they live long enough.
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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2010, 06:41:29 AM »
Another name for the British pound (£) = quid= squid.

Six pounds could be called six quid or a porley sea creature could be deemed a sick squid.

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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2010, 12:52:47 PM »
Another name for the British pound (£) = quid= squid.

Six pounds could be called six quid or a porley sea creature could be deemed a sick squid.

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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2010, 03:29:05 PM »
I believe "Posers" is best defined by the movie "Wild Hogs". If you haven't seen it, you should, it's actually a pretty good flick. Peter Fonda has a small, but good part.

This however is a thread designed to clarify the term "Squid" as most commonly applied to certain groups of motorcycle enthusiasts.

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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2010, 03:33:04 PM »
I dunno... general term....

Sandals... shorts... t-shirt... no helmet... and in the words of bucky... a bike with enough power to change weather.

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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2010, 03:41:09 PM »
Riding on the shoulder of the road gets him past all that traffic too ;D
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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2010, 09:24:41 PM »
Squid = meat stripes or skin crayon
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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2010, 10:49:23 PM »
And another one from Wiki,

Stupidly  Quick  Underdressed  Ignorant and Dangerous

Looks like it more than fits that 'How to be a Squid - 101', posted earlier......... :D

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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2010, 11:09:32 PM »
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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #46 on: April 22, 2010, 11:36:55 PM »
Poser=Dumbass
Squid=Roadpizza
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Re: How do you define Squid?
« Reply #48 on: April 26, 2010, 08:30:04 AM »
I was told by a machinist that a regular guy, you give a 20 and send him to the store, he will come back with what you needed, a squid you have to write a note, pin it to his shirt, drive him to the store, hand him the 20, wait outside and when he comes out check to see what he got and count the change.
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