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Offline Hush

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How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
« on: April 27, 2010, 12:19:32 AM »


 
Two calves, an ass, a beaver, a #$%* load of hares, one camel toe and a fish nobody can find!! ;D
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Re: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2010, 01:39:54 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2010, 09:23:50 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

That was too good!   Gotta remember that!

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Re: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2010, 12:39:20 PM »
wife smacked me when i told her why i was laughing  :D
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Re: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2010, 01:48:53 AM »
Wife must be feeling better Bucky. ;D
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I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2010, 03:18:27 AM »
Quote from: Hush on April 29, 2010, 01:48:53 AM
Wife must be feeling better Bucky. ;D

she really is. once they did the transfusions and her bloood count came back up, best she's felt in years she says.
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Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain - Notebook, 1894
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