Because I got zero orders in my last informational post:
I have a easy to conceal, easy to explain to your neighbors, alternative to the some what effective foil hat. (Lets face it one cannot hold a decent job in a foil hat.)
I developed my alternative after more then a decade of research. It is based on the physics of super-symmetry quantum mechanics; magnetic monopoles. The north one, not those useless south magnetic monopoles which intensify alpha wave emissions making it easier for them to know your thoughts about the bikes and babes thread.
As you can see I have developed a compact, easily transferred device, impervious to rain, saltwater, even the heavy duty wash cycle of a Kenmore.
I have made a small sample by properly positioning my specially formed clips on the exact center of the Large Hadron Collider, then removing them one plank time before the collision of quantum particles traveling at 99.99999 C.
(My cousin Albert Huggler is a sanitation engineer at the facility, man it pays to keep in touch with relatives in the old country. He has been able to put a few in each run, made a little mistake on the first attempt, sorry Mr. scientist.)
I will provide one to my fellow SOHC club members for free! Simply pay the small $9.95 S&H to my paypal account for each.
The photo is an actual test of alpha waves re-routed by my cleverly designed Personal Obfuscation Solution.
Be safe my friends.
