Ah Satans daughter, thought I was married to her for 26 years? Must have been her older sister!
Reminds me of a joke, The devil walks into a church service, half the packed congregation run for their lives, then Satan roars "I have come for all your souls"! This sends most of the remaining people fleeing for their lives.
Finally there is just one little old man sitting in the church, the Devil approaches him and bellows "I am the Prince of Darkness do you not fear me old man"?
The old gent looks up and fixes Satan with a steady stare "Listen here Beelzebub" he says "I was married to your sister for 40 years, I ain't scared of nuth'n"!