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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #250 on: April 28, 2011, 09:11:05 PM »
I spotted this little H-D 2 stroke and the scrambler at Grand Canyon Caverns on a relay stop...
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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #251 on: April 29, 2011, 12:43:55 AM »
Nice to see such old machines still in use, the little ones usually get beaten to death then dumped. :D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #252 on: May 16, 2011, 07:07:40 PM »
Here is a wierd bike.

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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #253 on: May 16, 2011, 08:25:20 PM »
No that is a railway track with handlebars. ;D
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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #254 on: May 17, 2011, 04:27:58 AM »
I wonder what it takes to make a U-turn?  ::)
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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #255 on: May 17, 2011, 04:55:28 AM »
I wonder what it takes to make a U-turn?  ::)

My guess is about 4 big dudes.

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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #256 on: May 17, 2011, 08:40:13 AM »
I wonder what it takes to make a U-turn?  ::)

My guess is about 4 big dudes.

Or four city blocks....
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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #257 on: May 20, 2011, 03:51:55 PM »
Now here is a survivor, beautiful little RD125 little brother of the mighty RD350, in pretty good nick too for the year, I'd give it shed space. :D

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=378016603
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« Reply #258 on: June 05, 2011, 03:42:06 PM »
OK never heard of this maker, went broke in the 60's, does that seem possible as that was the best time to be selling bikes.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=381983444
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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #259 on: June 05, 2011, 03:46:56 PM »
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #260 on: June 05, 2011, 04:04:47 PM »
Thats an ugly 650 IMHO, I'ii keep tabs on it but can't see it selling for that.
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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #261 on: June 28, 2011, 10:09:02 AM »
How about this georgous little Honda SS50.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=387951005
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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #263 on: June 30, 2011, 03:40:44 AM »
Oh dang that's purty Schmthaus. :)

I have one for you, I have a brother-in law who does restores on Nortons and any I see for sale I flick him a photo, this one came up this week and he replied asking what the large cut away was for in the seat.
He surmised that you need big balls to ride a Norton (his words) and therefore it may be an area to stow them while riding! ;D
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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #264 on: June 30, 2011, 05:28:54 AM »
He surmised that you need big balls to ride a Norton (his words) and therefore it may be an area to stow them while riding! ;D

Stow them nothing! That's so you can let them hang out & breathe!!

(Just be careful not to let them get sucked into the carbs! ;D)
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #265 on: June 30, 2011, 06:23:48 AM »
This is my good friend Kileys CB360. Well, it was a cb360. The list of mods is... extensive to say the least. Certainly wonderful, and ya a little weird.

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Hes working on a new seat and some other mods to the bike now as well.

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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #266 on: June 30, 2011, 06:31:41 AM »
One i should have kept.  Good thing I still have a black one.



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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #267 on: July 02, 2011, 12:01:09 AM »
When I was a teenager and not too interested in "old" bikes I was at the local rubbish dump one day when a guy with a trailer load of Honda Dream 305 and 205's dumped the lot, about 5 bikes in all and spare motors and wheels.
Now I didn't know much about these strange old machines, only that as bikes I should try to save them...all!
As I backed up my trailer, the local council bulldozer driver ran a TD25 right over the top of all of them!!!! :'(
Ah well, guess we can't save them all.
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« Reply #268 on: July 02, 2011, 11:32:54 AM »
Here's something different, not sure I could handle all that power, 15000cc is quite a lot. ;)

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=388834524
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« Reply #269 on: July 10, 2011, 02:56:16 PM »
This has to fall under the wonderful category, my mate had one of these and apart from the slab of concrete seat it when like a possum with it's ass on fire, in a straight line nothing could touch the H1 and this baby has been sitting 20 years waiting to be awoken.
I do hope the buyer is an experienced rider as these 500's had the notorious reputation of putting more riders in hosptial (sometimes the cemetry) than anything else of the early 70's.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=390842398
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« Reply #270 on: July 10, 2011, 03:46:37 PM »
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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #271 on: July 15, 2011, 12:19:01 PM »
Haven't seen one of these for a while.

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« Reply #272 on: July 25, 2011, 01:43:50 AM »
Gives a whole new meaning to the words!
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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #273 on: July 25, 2011, 01:57:16 AM »
That looks like it would be "HARD" to ride, wouldn't worry too much about bashing your nuts on that tank.... :P
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« Reply #274 on: July 25, 2011, 08:01:32 PM »
Not sure where the "fill er up" nozzle is on that bike? ;D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!