A 10-year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulled up beside him and asked: “Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?”
“No!”, said the boy, and he kept on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says: “Hey kid, I’ll give you $10 if you hop on the back.”
“NO!” said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The rider pulls up to the boy again and says: “Ok kid, I’ll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride.” At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily: “Look Dad, YOU bought a H*rley, so YOU ride it.”