Topic: Wanted: Gynecologist assistant

[fuzzy2bucks]

Wanted:   Gynecologist assistant



A young man goes into the Job Center in Kansas City, Kansas and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details about this?" He asks the guy behind the desk.


The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies..."Oh yes here it is" The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down, and carefully wash their private region.  You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.


There's an annual salary of $50,000, but you're going to have to go to Wichita, Kansas. That's about 120 miles from here."


The Applicant asked..."Oh why, is that where the job's at?"  The guy behind the desk replied..."No Sir,..."that's where the end of the prospective applicants line is...!!

[cb650]

I'd be on my way but the first patient would look like rosey odonnel.

 

[Duke McDukiedook]

That's one long line. 

[Frankenkit]

those men would be terribly disappointed by all manner of cottage cheese, bugs, crotch dreadlocks, folds-within-folds, drips, tuna-like odors, etc etc.

...and I would PAY to be there for their first day of work.