Sean and Mary had been engaged for a short Irish engagement of 14yrs. before he finally 'let up' and decided to marry her. The big day came around and Sean's anticipation of the wedding night was at fever pitch. Leaving the church arm in arm Mary turned to Sean,
" Sean, I've something very important to tell ye',
'Ah whist woman, it's our wedding day, we have to get the photos took, can't ye hold it till later", says Sean.
'Right,", says Mary.
The wedding reception went on with lots of food and drink and dancing. During the dinner Mary says to her new husband, " Sean, I need to tell ye something' and Sean said, ' Ah jeez, it's our wedding reception, the priest is about to say a few words, tell me later'.
Finally back in the hotel, Mary tries again, 'Sean I have to tell you something now "
Ah , Mary, it's our wedding night, can't ye see I have to have a few pints with the lads here in the bar, but you go ahead up to the room '.
'Feck it Sean, the worst thing is after happening... I'm after getting me woman's monthly."
"Well", says Sean, "I'll tell ye one thing , ye wont be reading it in bed tonight!".....
