T G I F
A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there.
She tells him, "TGIF, sir,"
to which he replies, "S-H-I-T, ma'am."
Surprised, she replies, "Excuse me, I was just trying to be nice
— T stands for 'Thank,' G stands for 'goodness,' I stands for 'it's,' and F stands for 'Friday.'
The man replies, "S stands for 'Sorry,' H stands for 'honey,' I stands for 'it's,' and T stands for 'Thursday.'
