HA! It actually does kinda look like that, doesn't it??
Believe it or not, it actually broke trying one of your methods!!
I had searched a number of posts on how to get it off...I had been spraying it with pb blaster all week, tried vice grips, pipe wrench, hammering on an 11 mm socket, even welding on a nut, nothing worked...so I saw your post that said:
"Vise grips might work mate, or try a hammer and a chisel, the bolt is buggared anyway, so try hitting the head of the bolt in an anti-clockwise direction, and that should undo it for you. You can buy new bolts with 17mm heads (instead of the puny 12mm OEM) from JC Whitney for 12 bucks. Cheers, Terry. Grin"
I tried the hammer and chisel method...in the correct direction....and the entire housing snapped off...and one would think that I was taking huge swings at the chisel, however, I was definitely not hitting it hard...I was really surprised at how easily it snapped...
ugh..I feel like such an idiot...first time I've ever busted something up like this...looks like it's time to search for new cases