Actual questions phoned into Butterball Turkey's hot line.
1. Is it ok to thaw my turkey in the tub while bathing the kids?
2. Can I brine my turkey in the washing machine?
3. Can I use my oven's self cleaning cycle to speed up the cooking of my turkey?
4. If I cut my turkey with a chainsaw, will the oil affect the taste?
5. Can I take my turkey into the sauna to thaw it faster?
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