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Offline zzpete

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Google Map Humor?
« on: December 17, 2010, 06:21:30 PM »
B. Go to google maps. click on "Get Directions". Type in "China" (a) to "Japan" (b). check out direction 41.    :o  ;D  ::)

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Re: Google Map Humor?
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2010, 06:33:16 PM »
At least they don't suggest swimming..... ;D

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Re: Google Map Humor?
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2010, 06:36:18 PM »
I wonder how many fill-ups are equired?   ;)
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Re: Google Map Humor?
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2010, 06:41:16 PM »


That's a pretty vast expanse of ocean there to cover with a JetSki... :o
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Re: Google Map Humor?
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2010, 06:44:23 PM »
I wonder how many fill-ups are equired?   ;)

Depends on the gas mileage of your jet ski! It's 782 km!!
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Re: Google Map Humor?
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2010, 12:31:07 AM »
That's funny.. I google mapped "Portland to Tokyo," and it told me to "kayak across ocean." At least the directions stopped over in Hawaii...
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Re: Google Map Humor?
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2010, 02:08:53 AM »
Try this one - Go to google and type "Great French military victories" and hit the "I feel lucky" button.... ;D
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Re: Google Map Humor?
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2010, 09:55:27 AM »
Try this one - Go to google and type "Great French military victories" and hit the "I feel lucky" button.... ;D
Is this along the lines of "For Sale, Genuine French military rifle, never fired, only dropped once " ?

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Re: Google Map Humor?
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2010, 01:11:08 PM »
Ha!  These were great!  Google has a great sense of humor!  I guess with a name like Google, you can't take things too seriously.