2010 statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Incontinence 6,418
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 99,350
Covered passengers (presumably Muslim women, but who knows for sure) positively identified = 0
Nuns molested = 8,623
Children stripped and groped in public = 1,943,615
Natural Blondes = 3
But on the positive side they have confiscated over 3,000 nail clippers from machine gun carrying service personnel on active duty who were being deployed.
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