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Offline Magpie

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Understanding women!
« on: February 20, 2011, 08:46:17 AM »
 Honda rider talked to God

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A man on his Honda was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men,could understand women;
I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
why she snaps and complains when I try to help,
and how I can make a woman truly happy.

God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Offline mrbreeze

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Re: Understanding women!
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2011, 11:55:41 AM »
Honda rider talked to God

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A man on his Honda was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men,could understand women;
I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
why she snaps and complains when I try to help,
and how I can make a woman truly happy.

God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
;D ;D ;D ;D......how true!!!!!
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Offline kaceyf2

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Re: Understanding women!
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2011, 02:27:32 PM »
Magpie!! hows it going?  cracking joke....  I tried to understand my women, but instead I stripped a cb750 f2 engine, stripped a cb750k2 engine, and then a suzuki gt 750, three lawnmowers and put all the parts in a big skip and mixed them up loads, then started to rebuild. It was just so much easier!!!
In my own experience...
It wasn't a Previous Owner who didnt know what he was doing that messed up your bike, it was The Previous owners mate who THOUGHT that HE did.