Topic: The Price Of Gas In France

[cb750k7]

 

The Price Of Gas In  France
 
A thief in  Paris  planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
 

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After careful planning, he got past security,
stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime yet make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'



 I had no Monet




 to buy Degas




to make the Van Gogh.




See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.



I sent it to you because I figured
I had nothing Toulouse


 


 

[Bob Wessner]

  I found it funny, but then, I'm a sucker for puns. 

[thrownchain]

It's kinda like watching "Monty Python". If you don't understand English humor, then it's not as funny.

[medic09]

Good job, Jona!   

[gnarlycharlie4u]

Good High Brow pun.  I posted it somewhere on the net and was laughed off the site by low brow's.

I'm not so sure there is such a thing as a "high-brow" pun haha.

That was a really good one though.
Touche