3 very macho mice r standin
around tryin 2outdo each other.The
1st mouse says, "u know thoz lil'
pellets they put out around the house
tryin 2poison us? I love thoz things.I
... eat 'em like candy." The 2nd mouse,
not 2b outdone says,"Oh yea? Well,
u know thoz mousetraps they put out
to try 2catch us? What I do is get on the
trap,grab the cheese,n then flip over
onto my back,n when the steel bar
comes swingin' down I grab it n do
bench presses with it." The 3rd mouse
says,"u guys r really a couple of
tough mice,n I'd love 2keep hangin'
out with u here,but I gotta go f#ck the
cat."