i went to the wheelers hill hotel and ordered a double bourbon,as i scoffed it down the bar tender said its five dollars,i told him i had no money so he chucked me out,i then went to the notting hill hotel and the same thing happened,i worked my way through all those pubs untill i ended up back at the wheelers hill hotel,as soon as i walked in the barman shouts hey didnt i ban you earlier?i replied no not me,mustve been some one else,,he said well you must have a double!!i replied great make it a bourbon.