My wife lost her virginity......now thats funny.
One nite a few years back i lost 12 points on my license and the $5k to the lawyer to make it all go away....
I lost my mental development in my youth as i rode from dealers house to dealers house......
I watched a bag of mother natures finest come out of my levi jacket pocket and fly past the brain bucket visor and over my shoulder at 100 mph at 3am....
Sorry im fixated on the negatives 2nite.......boats
