A young newlywed hillbilly walks into his Pa's house on his wedding night.
Pa says " Junior, where is your new wife?"
Junior: "I left her Pa"
Pa: "Why in tarnation did you do that"
Junior: "Pa, I found out that she is a virgin!!"
Pa: "You done right boy, if she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours"
