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Offline 70CB750

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Getting gas
« on: August 29, 2011, 06:01:16 PM »
Went into the gas station the other day and asked for $5 worth
the clerk farted and handed me a receipt
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Offline Mike the bike

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Re: Getting gas
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2011, 12:18:57 PM »
That's what you get for calling petrol 'gas'
If you can't see light at the end of the tunnel, go down the tunnel and light the chuffing thing yourself

Offline TwoTired

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Re: Getting gas
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2011, 06:02:34 PM »
That's what you get for calling petrol 'gas'
You can say that while sucking on a fag?
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Re: Getting gas
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2011, 03:09:09 AM »
Never a good idea to light a fag while filling up with petrol
If you can't see light at the end of the tunnel, go down the tunnel and light the chuffing thing yourself

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Re: Getting gas
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2011, 11:09:01 PM »
Never a good idea to try and light a welsh fag---the word is different in english!
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Offline 70CB750

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Re: Getting gas
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2011, 05:05:36 AM »
We call it benzĂ­n - I am sure you always wanted to know that.
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Offline 74cb750

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Re: Getting gas
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2011, 03:01:54 AM »
Oh oH,
70cb750, Just read your tagline, and
I just hired an engineer to figure out how to repair my retaining wall,
relocate my driveway and other stuff damaged recently.

Am I in trouble? ???

Should I just have hired a bulldozer driver instead?

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Offline 70CB750

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Re: Getting gas
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2011, 03:05:55 AM »
I think he is provided with enough problems to behave:)
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