« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2]  All   Go Down

Author Topic: *********Bubble Guts, May be Graphic********  (Read 4422 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Retro Rocket

  • Eggs are hard due too a
  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 19,235
  • ROCK & ROLL
Re: *********Bubble Guts, May be Graphic********
« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2011, 01:45:24 AM »
This made me laugh.... My first experience with this affliction was when i was about 10 years old. I wend down the road to my friends place, his mum answered the door and said "he's in the lounge room but he's got a stomach bug so i wouldn't get too close". I went inside and Jeff was sitting cross legged on the rug in the middle of the room playing monopoly with his sister. I was standing to his left and his sister was sitting across from him, i heard his stomach rumble then all of a sudden he just violently sprayed the monopoly board, the rug and a very unimpressed sister with something that resembled an over cooked curry and man did it stink , needless to say, i didn't hang around for the clean up... ;D ;D ;D :o
Logged
750 K2 1000cc
750 F1 970cc
750 Bitsa 900cc
If You can't fix it with a hammer, You've got an electrical problem.

Offline faux fiddy

  • Just becaus I'm the second post on the pissed off thread doesn't mean I'm an
  • Old Timer
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,810
  • bike in a box
Re: *********Bubble Guts, May be Graphic********
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2011, 02:01:49 AM »
If you can sleep until the noon newscast after a late night of beer and tacos, Just roll around on your  substrate watch the news,  and work it all out with wake-up farts. That works best, other than it fogs the room with a stench   that can last until after your ride depending oh how tight your house is built.

Surely there's no better way to blow the stink off than a brisk ride,  but  you can still  consider the   greenhouse gas emmissions/ concerns carbon footprint  concerns as  moot point  when stinking up your own room.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2011, 02:07:08 AM by fiddy of industry »
Logged
^^^^^^^/l^^^^^^^^^^^^^^/l^^^
. . ______/ l_________________/  l
<'  '  '   '  o .  . . . . . . .................(
 ' VVVVV'   ')))))____>-''''''''''''''''''\  l
' . vvvv_   -              -                 \/

Offline sangyo soichiro

  • Tuck
  • Master
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,167
  • ☢ the atomic playboy ☠
Re: *********Bubble Guts, May be Graphic********
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2011, 04:03:52 PM »
I suffer from ulcerative colitis (inflammation of the colon), and when it gets bad, this is pretty much a 5-time a day occurrence for me.  Thankfully, with medication, it's under control now.  Ulcerative colitis - it's a pain in the butt....
Logged
1974 CB 750
1972 CB 750 http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php/topic,57974.0.html
1971 CL 350 Scrambler
1966 Black Bomber
Too many others to name…
My cross country trip: http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php/topic,138625.0.html

Offline Don R

  • My Sandcast is a
  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 20,405
  • Saver of unloved motorcycles.
Re: *********Bubble Guts, May be Graphic********
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2011, 05:53:49 PM »
I was going down I74 to work, just passed the rest stop and the rumble started, 20 minutes later I got off the four lane, drove 1/4 mile to the union hall and did the duck walk to the closest toilet. Another 2 feet and I wouldn't have made it.
Logged
No matter how many times you paint over a shadow, it's still there.
 CEO at the no kill motorcycle shop.
 You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Offline Steve F

  • I have "some-timer's disease" because I'm an
  • Old Timer
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,928
  • "To Ride Is The Reason, The Destination The Excuse
Re: *********Bubble Guts, May be Graphic********
« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2011, 06:50:36 PM »
Quote from: petercb750 on October 04, 2011, 03:42:39 PM
Man, I could relate the story of when i was touring on the bike, and stopped at a small country pub to have a warming glass or 2 or 3 of port, and when i left and was on my way to visit friends I stood up on the pegs to...er.... express wind....and well...er....nah, I don't want to relate that story.... :-[
The definition of "surprise": a FART with a LUMP!
Logged

Offline Don R

  • My Sandcast is a
  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 20,405
  • Saver of unloved motorcycles.
Re: *********Bubble Guts, May be Graphic********
« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2011, 07:09:25 PM »
The sphincter is the smartest muscle in the body. It can tell the difference between a solid, liquid and a gas. Usually.
Logged
No matter how many times you paint over a shadow, it's still there.
 CEO at the no kill motorcycle shop.
 You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Offline tramp

  • Old Timer
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,142
Re: *********Bubble Guts, May be Graphic********
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2011, 08:50:44 AM »
friend of mine made it all the way to the restroom
and then he sneezed
Logged
1974 750k
Pages: 1 [2]  All   Go Up
« previous next »