1."Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
2."I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
3."Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
4."Talk about a huge breast!"
5."It's Cool Whip time!"
6."If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
7."Are you ready for seconds yet?"
8."Are you going to come again next time?"
9."It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
10."Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
11."Don't play with your meat."
12."Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
13."Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
14."I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
15."You still have a little bit on your chin."
16."Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
17."How long will it take after you stick it in?"
18."You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
19."Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
20."How many are coming?"
21."That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
22."Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
