Greek army captain takes his post in IRAQ. "Whats this camel doing tied up outside the barracks solider?" Solider replies "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes the men get 'urges' sir."
A month later and captain has urges of his own. He summons the solider to bring the camel to his tent, puts a ladder behind the camel, gets up and starts ramming it from behind. He says " is that how the men do it solider?"
"No sir! they usually ride it to the brothel!
