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A cop was sitting on his horse waiting to cross the street,
When a little girl on her shiny new bike stopped beside him.
" Nice bike " the cop said. " Did Santa bring that to you ? "
" Yes sir " said the little girl. " He sure did ! " .
The cop got off his horse and looked the bike over.
He then handed her a $ 5.00 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said " Give this to your dad, and next year tell
Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it ! "
The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
" Nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that for ya ? "
Playing along with the girl he chuckled and answered,
" Yes , he sure did ! "
The little girl looked up at the cop and said ;
" NEXT YEAR TELL SANTA, "
" THE DICK GOES UNDERNEATH THE HORSE,
NOT ON TOP !! "
