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Offline bjatwood

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They were bound to start popping up....
« on: February 03, 2012, 01:41:06 PM »
How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?   - On the rocks

What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?   - Leeks

 What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?   - Follow the captain

 When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied
"off course."

So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.
 
What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.


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Re: They were bound to start popping up....
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 04:08:02 PM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: They were bound to start popping up....
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012, 09:09:29 PM »
Another . . .


How do you know who is Capt on an Italian Cruise ship?    He's the one with the Snorkle.
 
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Re: They were bound to start popping up....
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2012, 11:38:49 AM »

Best yet . . .


I said i wanted a rum and coke on the rocks,

not run the boat up on the rocks ! ! !



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Re: They were bound to start popping up....
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2012, 02:40:20 PM »
Italian Cruise ship captain Francesco Schettino began his new  job as a bus driver yesterday
 


 
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Re: They were bound to start popping up....
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2012, 10:56:41 AM »
Quote from: dingo on February 06, 2012, 02:40:20 PM
Italian Cruise ship captain Francesco Schettino began his new  job as a bus driver yesterday
 


 

 ;D Now that's funny!
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Re: They were bound to start popping up....
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2012, 07:10:49 AM »
Quote from: Duanob on March 01, 2012, 10:56:41 AM
Quote from: dingo on February 06, 2012, 02:40:20 PM
Italian Cruise ship captain Francesco Schettino began his new  job as a bus driver yesterday
 


 

 ;D Now that's funny!

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